rednikaiaG's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Some of my voices]

Godzilla's Gay Cousin?!?!?!

HEATHbar---------->
You Sir, are FAR more high-larious than I ever knew! You've got a great range going on here. My personal fave, is the Australian. Your "Oyrish" ain't too bad either! heh heh heh Oh, and did I hear a ya'll, slip out, when you were introducing yourself? :) So, this was all just, off the tip or what? If so, this was really good stuff. Your mic quality's not too shabby. You really have a good collection of dialects started up here. Hell, I wish I could animate just so I could give you a flash to voice. Keep it up, Man. Before you know it, you'll have flash plastered all over your page soon. Thanks again for finally submitting some stuff here. You should, if you find yourself bored enough, make another one of these reels, Heath. Hope this makes others smile, as much as it did for me.
Until I hear from you again HeathBar. . .

.................Take care, be good and Trick or Treat.period
<3:(Gaia:)

Heathwillkillyou responds:

Always sweet words Gaia. Thank you very much.

[Shogun Braker!!!!]

I don't even know what to say. . .

to you, Druids-Warcry---------->
That could let you in, on just HOW much I love this song, Man. The samples in the BG (all Asian-ed out, ha ha ha sorry for any PC people reading this) are MAGnificent! Also, there's this subtle hissing, wicked noise as well every once and awhile in there. That's awesome too.
I know it wasn't your goal to just up and impress me with this track, B-U-T you did. Thanks for sharing this with everyone here at NG, especially me, Man. There's just something about a beat that's consistent, banging and hoppin'. The slowed down part, at the end, just brings it all back together. Nice work Druid! Oh, and what's this? That's REAL visceral scratchin' I hear? None of this pre-sampled bollocks for you, Pal. Sweet. Fuckin' sweet indeed, my friend.
Thanks again for another track, to keep my head bobbin'.
Until the next time, you BEAT me up. . .

............Take care, be good salute %u5E55%u5E9C.period
:(Gaia:)

Druids-Warcry responds:

hehe thanks! yeah i did the scratchin my self and glitched looped it! haha but i think i over did it! :) yeah the effects where iffy on my part, not sure if i like all of them. but yeah i put a lot of work and im really glad you gave this a long review of kind words and praises

[Falling to pieces/What's Done]

Shit, I know you're gonna think I'm only copying

Metaljonus' comment, Baddest-Man-Ever---------->
Because he's ANOTHER one of the coolest muthphuckas I've heard here,
B-U-T, I mean it, when I say, why the fuck don't you just use both of em?
(I thought that before I even read his review, Man.
Oh and Metaljonus, "Get OUT of my head!!" Heh heh heh)
I mean, you don't strike me as the type, who's afraid to break the Thrash mold.
C'mon, the metal that you bleed deserves to be released however does it more justice. NOT specifically on the opinions of us mere Newgrounders.
Ha! Kidding, pee pole, I'm kidding. *resists the urge to tell you, "You probably SHIT hardercore things than I can play on the axe."*
Nah, but seriously, Man, why CAN'T you use both? They're BOTH rad in their own way, you know? Hell, I've NEVER heard of a switching chorus that bombed a song (at least not as bad @ss as yours, Man).
*wipes the warm shit from my nose* Hehe
Ah, I can't wait til this shit comes out. Let me know when it does, ah-ite?
You KNOW I'd be willing to help you get rid of a few of those albums, Dude.
Fo Reelz, Nick'uh. PLEASE don't forget to update me on your progress or I'll be forced to step foot OUT of your closet and attempt reminding you about your "fans" and your dedication to them, eh? Oh yeah, and, we need more toilet paper, Ok? I used the last of it, while I was watching you sleep. *watches you turn and glance behind your back, JUST in case I AM there*
Whatever. The song is fuckin' sweet. Get that album done so I can buy one.
Until the next time you spoo, your hardcore in my ear. . .

.................Take care, be good and Trick or Treat.period
<3:(Gaia:)

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

I appreciate all your words. ;)
Thanks as always, for the support. You KNOW you will be the first to know. :D
\m/

[Lackadaisical Cohort - Part 2]

Part 2: The Review Continued. . .

You know InvisibleObserver------>
I thougth I was just gonna hop on over here and cut and paste my review from the beginning. I now realize, after hearing the start of the middle of the song that it deserves it's very own words. Shame on me, right? Dayum. I mean the middle and end of songs have egos too, ya know. (Man, I should really have a glitch glossary near me when I listen to your work so I know what words to use for this type of genre.) I agree with "kjhsdgf", when I say, that the effect you used or the vox pad or whatever, sounds or reminds me, rather of Daft Punk. Now, I'm in NO WAY saying your song reminds me of them because it does NOT.
Excuse me if I repeat some of the same descriptive themes in this review as well, won't you?
Uh, so, there IS a very house feel to this but the glitch presence makes itself known. In everything I've heard by you SO FAR, there's at LEAST a little glitch bug sitting on a couch somewhere in the song. :)
You make me hungry for more of this kind of stuff. And yeah, that IS a compliment. Heh heh heh Your work deserves more coverage than it gets. I mean, I know you've made a good bit of top ranking weekly and of all time scores. I think more people know what Industrial is, than they do with glitch. *jumps up and down like a little kid* "No fair! No fair!"
You know, I know I'm not one for saying negative things but. . . there is a spot around 3:10 or so until I think like 4:02 ish that the volume cuts out really bad. I'm sure that was your intention, you strange little monkey, you. Just letting you know that at least on MY PC the volume difference was quite drastic.
Anyhoo, once again, Mate another job MORE than well done. The talent you possess, in which you create ambience through sound is. . .well. . . aStOUNDing, Sir. Thank you for sharing your work with us here at Ye Olde Newgrounds.
I'm in awe. Your music is an Olympic Athlete. It's more suave than a harpoon. Biscuits have nothing on this dough. Rubber trees weep at your beats. Somewhere Holy Men are banging their heads against walls. Yeah, you have really nailed the Gopher sound here. That is all. Until you make me commit yet another one of the seven deadly sins again. . .

............Take care, be good and for the love of ALL that is fuzzy and cute,
DO NOT stop creating, EVER.period
:(Gaia:)

4.44/5.00
10/10
5/5

InvisibleObserver responds:

I'm sure theres shame on you for non-NG-related reasons. :P

You seem to have done some background reading, good stuff.

The section you mentioned near the 3:10 mark is significantly less loud, its got some very high freq twinkly sounds and mid range melody, pending on ones speaker setup, the change may just drop out all bass tones and make that little area seem pathetic in comparison. However dandy speaker setup, and its more like a gentle tickle you want more of.

Imagine being tickled by Tinkerbell if you will at that section.

[Lackadaisical Cohort - Part 1]

*bows down humbly before you*

Dearest InvisibleObserver------>
Honestly, I'm not sure that I possess words worthy enough, to even TRY to convey to you just HOW magnificent this piece is. Ok, let me rephrase that, I know you seem to get irritated when I say things that COULD be misconstrued as putting myself down. I can't imagine a compliment that would honestly show you how beautiful this song is, to me.
You know, there's actually something very nostalgic about the first like, 3 and a half minutes of this one. No, it's not the fact that you've let me listen to this before. Even though, I don't think it had been tweaked quite as much at that point. So don't go thinking I've lost my memory retaining ablilities either. (Although, I DO generally have a tendency to forget things that aren't stapled to my forehead, so. . . )
The layering is simply, immaculate. And your musical depth is deeper than the Ye Briney Blue Sea, Boy. I mean, I can honestly say that I haven't heard something as intricate as this on Newgrounds before (not that I've been combing any genres which contain glitch either but you know what I mean, I hope). That same familiar running melody, popping up throughout the entire piece, sort of closes everything in, or ties it all together, I should say.
Then, given the playing length of the song, and you Sir, have won my ears over, anyway. You're patience must be steel to do this kind of thing, Man. I can't imagine making something like this. At a loss to say anything useful (program/mixing/production wise, I'll just say, people would pay for this sort of stuff, you know.
That's it, that's all I got, Man. You have bestowed this Masterpiece before me and I'm taking a copy of it home with me to listen to whenever I so choose. Your abilities amaze me. I guess I could always say that I'm a bit envious as well. I know that's wrong of me, but you are FAB to the lous, my friend. I mean that, with everything I am. Please keep clipping and glitching and *fill in the blank with another applicable word for this sound*, InvisibleObserver.

.............Take care, be good and remember, IT MUST BE DONE.period
:(Gaia:)

4.15/5.00
10/10
5/5

InvisibleObserver responds:

Thanks for hammering keys to form sentences, its good to have you keeping an eye on my work. :)

Layering immaculate, good I was going for that. I don't think I've heard many songs as intricate on NG either to be frank. Its a bit of a shame.

[First voice acting experience]

Oh wow, I didn't think. . .

you had it in you, Heath------>
Ha! This was cute, Man. I mean, C'mon, the infamous, smacking Joker, Ahhhnold, a waitress that sounds a wee bit like Michael Jackson, and Don freakin' Knotts?!?!?! Man, I didn't think there were people old enough to even remember that guy here on Newgrounds! Ha! "Gide!"
The background chatter was excellently mixed. I could hear the main character (at first, the Joker) wonderfully over the others rambling about who all was in the place. Arnold's complaints about him smacking and such was silly as all get out and the voice of the waitress was funny too!
Man, you made me smile with your silly VA Demo, Heath. I wish you the best of luck in your VA'ing ventures. It was nice to FINALLY hear your voices. I'm still not sure whether any of those were your real voice or not. Either way, it was awesome! Thanks for puttin' this up for us all to hear.

Remember to put a post up in this thread if you really are lookin' for some roles. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 16630
Remember not to rely necessarily on them contacting YOU either. Make sure you PM or post on any animator's pages you might be interested in, as well.

Well, once again, thanks for your submission. People can actually hear your voice now, instead of just wondering WHAT it sounds like. This is only the first of many to come for you, I hope. Good Luck and have fun with it! Let me know if you put up anymore so I can come give it a listen too. That is, if you'd like me to. So, until then, my fellow VA'er. . .

............Take care, be good and voice act.period
:(Gaia:)

Heathwillkillyou responds:

... I feel bad, none of my reviews were this in depth. Thanks!

[The Illusion of Conscience]

Ok, now, enough of this. . .

upside down-edness of this week's music, in the makings, IO------>
You know, it's the strangest thing, Gravey just released HIS week's single. And I have to say, I find it quite odd, that the two of you have seemingly switched off this time around. So, this week HE had the glitch song and it is YOU who submits an Orchestral Ensemble?? Now that's just crazy!
Man, you have really out done yourself this week. I mean, I myself, am a fan of both genres. I'm particularly impressed with what you've done here. I know I have yet to check out all of your work. Hell, I've BARELY even scratched the surface, but I haven't heard anything like this by you before. It's simply beautiful. The depth you've created with all these different instruments is just spectacular! It's calm ambience, mixed with Western piano, Eastern (I'm not sure WHAT you call that instrument there) xylophones(?), Orchestral strings, and PERFECTLY placed kettle drums (or whatever you call those as well). Then, add in the 3:38 to 3:49, yeah, that's right. That oddball piano at the end? It's almost as if that quick distraction allows for an absolutely perfect loop into the next go. You know?
Thanks for giving us all a taste of a little something different, Mate!
Until you next amaze us all with your random touch. . .

.............Take care, be good and be careful with your toes.period
:(Gaia:)

InvisibleObserver responds:

I totally didn't think of the switch over of my and Gravey's styles. We have been having an influence on one another, but this is pretty explicit.

Good thing you caught that, I don't think either of us really did.

[Dirt Eater Loop]

Dude, seriously. . . .

is there NO SONG, you suck @, Baddest-Man-I (love you)------?
This was great. Hard hitting, fast paced, well played and Hell, I can almost SEE the fuckin' dirtbikes crashin' into one another.
That's the worst though, slide crashes, off the tip of hill jumps. Whatever.
My favorite section was when it hit around 0:55 and so on. That slower paced metal scrub slop sound. LOVE it! Then it hops right back into the fast shit again. That's the best! Miss seein' you 'round here as often as before. Hope everything's been nothin' but Golden for you, Man. And I ain't talkin' bout no Golden Showers either! I mean, unless you're INto that sort of thing. In which case, uh...good luck? Cover up any open wounds, whilst participating. Hell, unless YOU'RE the one sprinkling. Yeah, um... I miss ya. You'll always be my top Metal Master, here at Newgrounds, BMI. Thanks for everything.

.................Take care, be good and choose Golden Showers, over Scat.period
<3:(Gaia:)

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Glad you like it CHICKA!
I still see. :P

\m/

[Hardyboys1 a troll response]

OMG, you know Ethan too? ? ?

_________The Assailant's View_________
I've been looking for him!! I sent him an e-mail asking him to take his clothes off so he would be able to take nudey piccys of himself and send them to me. We spoke but one night, and the words we exchanged were nothing but golden love. How I miss his undeveloped tonality of voice. There's just something about boys who haven't hit puberty yet that gets my blood a boiling, if you know what I mean, here. I'd like to POKEmon him!!! Mmmmm. . .
*grunts in a pedophiliac way and then continues my perverted daydreaming*

_________The "Victim's" (Father's) View_________
I've sent PM's to EVERYone I can think of, threatening them. I said I'll hunt them down and beat them uo with my Escrima Sticks. Damnit!! Those escrima sticks will destroy YOU if that's who sent it. I'm tired of pedophiles, such as you, Egoraptor, Luna and all the rest I sent them too. You're all sick freaks with a taste for young, naked, innocent, vulnerable, smooth flesh.....*licks my lips, out of carnal hunger* Damn you all. Go get lives!

Ha ha ha. I couldn't resist, Staggy. Sorry about that. Another sub well done.
......Take care, be good and molest.period
<3 :(Gaia:)

Stalagmite responds:

I love you gaia your so nice
reviews all day and every night
picking your nose and wipe it on the floor
i know your little habits because i stalk YOU MORE!
thus i declare WAR!

may the better stalker survive... "breathes heavily over your sleeping body" LOL!
thanks chicken piss. i love your role play. im reviewing all the VA submissions tommorow.. GEH.................... hard work after a day at work.. FUN FUN FUN! thanks gaia.